dear guys

telling you that ‘I want a boyfriend’ is just a fyi. it does not translate to

 ’I am desperate for you’

Neither does ‘I feel comfortable with her, but no sparks’ give you

 the right to mislead others.

Haha. now you know~

i spent 1/4 of my life irritating jenny ma, 1/8 of my life irritating my brother and 1/2 of my life irritating my sister. so i can conclude, my hobby is to irritate jenny ma, my brother and my sister.

holding hands

a long time ago, a friend told me that girls should look for boyfriends who are 12-15cm taller so that kissing wouldn’t be so awkward. not sure if she did any studies to come out with the figures… BUT! she forgot to consider another important factor. holding hands! yesh! the time a couple hold hands is much longer than they kiss. holding hands is definitely a topic of bigger importance and implications for a relationship! i had avoided the topic of holding hands for many years. the whole world seems to be laughing at me when i insisted that holding hands is super tiring! *humph!* BUT! the whole world disagreeing with me doesn’t mean that i am not going to hold on to my belief, especially when my belief is backed with facts.

taking moments about the elbow,

due to the height difference, the arm of the shorter person (aka my arm) has to be bended at an angle, which means, there will be a moment about the elbow due to the weight of forearm. because of this moment, the muscle in the forearm would have to exert a force. i have yet to collect enough data to quantify the force. but imaging holding hands for 15 mins, 30 mins, 1 hour, the energy used can accumulate to a hefty amount. hence i was right to say holding hands is tiring!

i am still in the process of collecting more data to find the optimum height of boyfriend so that holding hands wouldn’t be so tiring. till then, we shall continue to do trial and error! *grins*

engineers == round?

in my engineering world, ability is directly proportional to roundness. the rounder you are, the wiser you are. most good engineers are roundish, either at the tummy or at the balding forehead. and the best engineers have both round tummies and balding head. maybe my lohan-fish-extremely-protruding-round-forehead is useful for my engineering career after all! *grins*

btw, doraemon is the best engineer ever. 

oh, to someone up there…

*oooohm mali mali oooohm*

please let everything comes true! 

*oooohm mali mali oooohm*

#3

the reason why i didn’t make it into modelling is NOT because of my height (or lack in it). its because models don’t grin like i do and i can’t stop myself from grinning 

#2

experts say we should always prioritise needs before wants; i want to go on a diet, but i need to eat. 

#1

flaming lamborghini is like tom yam soup. it burns your tongue, throat and tummy, 

and it gives you diarrhoea the next day. 

amazing things have been happening to me recently! now, a pipe burst in my toilet! haha. and i just spent 2 mins to stare at it, 1 min trying to tie a plastic around it (haha!) and 2 mins thinking what should i do. FINALLY! i realise i can off the main water supply outside my house. i feel so knowledgeable all of a sudden! 

my dear friend, who understands me very well, helped me identify the root cause of this situation. and this is what he had came out with.

haha. well, so now i am going to do a kaizen on my bathing process. reduce the bathing time from 45 mins to 15 mins! its so going to be a 5 star kaizen project!

my dream job!

one prata egg, one prata kosong and one tissu prata! yumsss

fly tiger!

i love their thoughtfulness. they send reminders for your flight! two days after that flight =]