i know my neighbours contest!

it is so easy! all you have to do is pledge to the safety checklist given and you stand a chance to win $1000 shopping vouchers! as a consistently broke and cheapo yanxin, i pledged to everything! including the one asking me to wear bright-coloured and REFLECTIVE clothing when using the roads at night. 

uncle ben: please don’t chase me out of the car when i wear my corrective-work-order-cum-construction-site-reflective-vest. it is all for our safety! i will get one for you too! =)

post election fever!

its finally over! glad that the oppositions managed to get a few more seats in parliament. the entire election has been an eye-opener to me! rallied for the first time. cheering and jeering like nobody’s business. not forgetting to mention, listening dr vincent’s speech at the rally. *grins*
on a sad note, poor mr chiam see tong has left our parliament for a 5 year break. the younger generation and those who had stayed in PAP’s constituency for their entire life (aka me, and the majority of singapore) would never understand the chiam spirit. but seeing how the potong pasir people saluted chiam, cried for chiam and petitioned for chiam, i hereby declare it true love. and only a true singapore hero deserve this true love. 
goodbye for now mr chiam, please take care of your health and let the PAP build a proper town council for you.  we await your return five years later and kick that wong cant sing wong kan seng out of the parliament!
on an angry note, the empty tin is officially in parliament. not that it is unexpected. just that it is kindda difficult for me (and the rest of singapore) to swallow this hard truth. anyway, sm god goh has spoken. she is here to stay, at least for the next five year with three years being an ‘intern’. oh wells. at least empty tin is a phenomenal that brings bullying to national level. while i hated and stood against bullies for the past 20 years of my life, this time round, im going to say in unison with them, “she deserve it!” anyway, since we can’t fight them, we should just join them. i am so going to google for the application for internship for member of parliament. the internship allowance is definitely worth postponing my phd studies!
on a happier note, this election has been a fulfilling one. it saw the birth of our true singapore idol. yup, he is our dearest yam ah mee. note that the initials are the same as the surname. his parents are brilliant! i am going to do the same to my future children too. he had captured the heart of all singaporeans with his endearing rendition of “pursuant to section 49, sub-section 70, paragraph A of the parliament act, the local votes counted are conclusive of the result, i hereby declare …….. “ 26 times without any change in tone and speed! he makes a very good metronome. but before that, i would prefer him to be our singapore idol!
isn’t he cute with the n_n eyebrown and dimples? oh, gel-ed hair FTW!

voting for opposition is like buying 4d/toto. you may not win. but got buy got hope, no buy no hope. so singaporeans, if you are willing to buy hopes in 4d/toto, why wouldn’t cast your vote in exchange for hopes?

election fever continues…

“for the next five year, do you want a fresh coat of paint at your void deck, or
 do you want a voice to speak up for you at the parliament?” 
                                                                                                           – Nicole Seah, NSP
hmmmmm. something worth considering.

election fever!!

even wonder girls know. no wonder they are wonder girls!
btw, my mom told me not to vote for opposition because they-who-shall-not-be-named will know and it may affect my chance of scholarship. hahaha. we shall see how many votes they-who-shall-not-be-named can garner through fear this time round. oh, meanwhile, lets educate the-gullible innocent-folks about the secrecy of vote ya!

i just won 4D first prize!

the probability of winning the first prize in 4D is 1 out of 10,000 chance. but guess what! using singapore land area over the total land area on earth, the chances of being born in singapore is 1 out of 210,000! which makes everyone born in singapore a sure winner of 4D! so everyone born in singapore, time to throw in your $2 to buy 4D!

note: this post is not sponsored by singapore pools. but if singapore pools decided to reward me secretly, please let my brother win the first prize in 4D =]