i am a google-savvy world traveler

google map is my best friend. it had brought me to places i would never be able reach myself. places like, senoko power station, YMCA building, chomp chomp food centre, blah blah blah. this time round, i decided to go to China from Taiwan. and this is what they give me.
swim across pacific ocean?! well, it doesnt look far. after all it is just 165km. so, being a world traveler, i bring my google map further and go to New York from China! and, tada!!
google realised that swimming is too tiring and tedious for traveling to New York from China. so it suggested better means of transport. such as, jet skiing across Pacific Ocean for 782km and kayaking across Pacific Ocean for 6243km and 4436km. Well, at least they are kind enough to let us rest between the 2 kayaking adventures. oh, and by the way, the entire journey from China to New York is predicted to take 38days and 17 hours. guess Jackie Chan’s around the world in 80 days is fake after all. =(

i think i need to revise my career plan

we are a super rich country after all. look at what our PM is taking home every year. no wonder we are corruption free! come on, who in the right sense of mind will turn to corruption with that amount of money in pocket every year. even the US president don’t get enough to bribe our leaders! i feel sooooo safe here!

it is as good as striking the 5 million toto every year. WOW! really, HUAT AH!