ohmmmmmms

i get so frustrated when i cant do anything (except telling someone up there through my blog) to situations that are just so wrong.

one day, i will be strong like chuck norris and whack those people to ‘wake up their idea’. till then, i will continue to pray that whatever decisions affecting people around me are the best in the situation. by the way, is hijacking car/kidnapping really illegal in singapore? even if it is of good intentions?

i-van: dont worry! i am communicating with someone up there already. they will decide what’s best for your family. they read my blog regularly! =)

when smell==shit, dont put it in your mouth()

i finally understand why are there so many murder cases in july. because, there are durians everywhere! i feel sooooo ready to kill anyone attacking me with durians. so many plant species are becoming endangered every year. why cant durians be one of them!? *(&)(*#@^$)#@

ps: no wonder shit-stirrers around me are levelling up recently, coz the entire singapore, malaysia and thailand smells like shit!

btw, my vote for presidential election will go to whichever candidate who can promise to ban durians in singapore. haha.

^%#*$&^%#*($^

hello clapeyron, rayleigh, lamb, plesset, clausius, maxwell, leidenfrost and many other who my selective reading has omitted, please come back to life and derive something understandable by humans will ya? if not i will hate you guys more than newton, i swear!

Hey superly duperly hyperactive nose. know what? I’m going to make you sit in the naughty corner if you cannot stop running about.

maybe managers should attend the course of ‘basic 101 of being human’

if a manager has to push his staff beyond their physical limits, he has either failed terribly as a manager or he is not even fit to be a human 

yes yes yes, continue to act like this just because you think you are the manager. time has changed, respect no longer comes with authority. it has to be earned. don’t expect respect when you can’t even empathize your subordinates. btw, my someone up there is looking. and there will be karma.

my uncle shouldn’t be postponing his surgery. and he shouldn’t be climbing up and down the ladder just because you want to ‘take a look’. he deserved to be treated nicely

shit you

ps: i am not afraid of posting this at all. shows how affected i am by it. 

the second storey window

the window, the window,

the second storey window, 

with a heave and ho and a mighty shove,

THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW!

jack and jill went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water,

jack fell down and broke his crown,

THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW!

the window, the window,

the second storey window, 

with a heave and ho and a mighty shove,

THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW!

old mac donald had a farm,

ee-i-ee-i-oo,

and on his farm he has a cow,

THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!

the window, the window,

the second storey window, 

with a heave and ho and a mighty shove

THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!

san lun che, pao de kuai 

shang mian zuo ge lao tai tai,

yao wu mao, gei yi kuai

THROW HER OUT THE WINDOW!

the window, the window,

the second storey window, 

with a heave and ho and a mighty shove,

THROW HER OUT THE WINDOW!

ke ren lai, kan papa,

papa bu zai jia,

wo qing ke ren xian zuo xia,

THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW!

the window, the window,

the second storey window, 

with a heave and ho and a mighty shove,

THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW!

lesson learnt: don’t don’t don’t ever irritate me, because i will THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!

for my favorite girl

i found a solution to every problem in life. three words, “suan le lo” aka “forget it la”.  i know it is easier said than done. but, please remember, at any time you need someone to cry with you, or you need someone to accompany you to face everything, or you need someone to entertain you, or you need someone to execute revenge on certain someone, i am here, with many others, to support you. (i am not really that good at consoling people. but if you need someone to bitch with, i am the right person to go to!) there are 14631435671 other people in this world who loves you 286718738131738617x more than he did. so, suan le lo, cause the future will be 573687381681738517x better without him.
(statistics from bob & bob regional offices. haha! zhun one!)

and, for the ^*(&#%(&*$^@#) idiot,
i hate people who bully my friends! HUMPH! you &%#&%(#^$% idiot! watch out! i am so going to paste your photo with a cross all around cwp. yanting told me it’s not the time yet. the minute she gives the consent, I WILL DO IT! you watch out!